1. I am a love doctor.
2. The person who used to do this before me came up with that embarrassing title.
3. I don't really care if I get criticized for what I do.
4. "You said that by hitting on people, I'll learn how to flirt properly, be brave, pick the right guy,"
5. "But these aren't irreplaceable means."
6. That it's all just a game, that I only teach superficial skills and not what a true relationship should be like...
7. It's all true anyways. I don't deny it, and it's fine.
8. It's just my job, you know?
9. But then...
Memuatkan…Memuatkan…
1. "Please teach me what a real relationship is."
Memuatkan…Memuatkan…
1. "Ok! Listen up. Erae, you're a pretty lady, right?"
2. "And he is a handsome man."
3. "....."
1. "If you two walk together, people will think wow, what a great couple~! Right?"
2. "My previous client actually started dating just for that reason, and ended up really falling in love."
3. Or here's another example. Say someone was taking a picture of you
4. And dropped the camera by mistake.
5. You'll get angry
6. "Do you know how expensive this is?!! Do you have a problem with your fingers?!"
1. And he'll be upset as well, right?
2. "I said I was sorry! You should've just done it yourself then!"
3. You'll have to exchange numbers to settle things, and you'll call each other every day just to argue about it...
4. "You're such a drama queen!"
5. "You can't even hold a camera still?!"
6. "Cheapskate!"
7. "Retard!"
8. "What? Did you just call me a retard?!"
9. And then somehow you end up together. Funny how things work, right?
10. "It just happened..."
11. "Ha..."
1. "What I mean is that..."
2. "Love can start out just like that."
3. "......"
4. "So let's go back out there-"
5. "No way."
6. "To be honest, I think this is too early for you."
7. "What do you mean?"
9. "You don't seem like you want to date at all, you know?"
10. "I actually think that you never did."
1. "Companies that do not know the customer's willingness to pay"
2. "Are a classic example of..."
3. Too early...
4. "Well done. I'll see you all next week."
5. "Hey remember it's team rank today, don't be late."
6. "We'll lose with you in the team."
7. "Hey you~!!"
8. "Ah, suji!"
1. "What are you doing, just sitting there?"
2. "I was about to head home..."
3. "Ah"
4. "You changed your hair again?"
5. "Huh?"
6. "Um... Well."
7. "Hey~ you got a new boyfriend?"
8. "No way! I told you I'm taking a break!"
9. "How's my hair? Does it look ok?"
10. "Mm-hm. It's pretty."
11. "My club friends told me this looks better, too."
12. "Yeah"
13. "Oh, you have club activities today, right? English club?"
14. "No, I quit. I'm in the guitar club now!"
15. "What about y..."
1. "You're still doing that?"
2. "Hm?"
3. "You know, dating lessons."
4. "Huh? Oh, um no..."
5. She hasn't texted me since that day.
1. "Then isn't she a fraud? Did you get your money back?"
2. "Ah, that..."
3. "I knew it! You should've called her right away!"
4. "This is how you get scammed."
5. "Call her while I'm with you."
6. The number you have dialled is not in service...
7. "Eh..."
1. That's not her number anymore?
2. "What?"
3. "Stupid girl~"
6. "Yay money!"
1. "She wouldn't just disappear, right? She didn't seem like a bad person..."
2. "Are you kidding me? She totally looked like a fraud!"
3. "Look. All frauds are attractive."
4. "That's how they get people to trust them!"
5. "So you see -"
1. "Thank you for helping me."
2. "No problem! Of course!"
3. "My pleasure!"
4. "By any chance, could I get your -"
5. "Number"
6. "Erae~"