1. "Huh-hullo?"
2. "Hello, slut. Marshall just called and told me everything."
3. "I didn't ditch you because you knew the old me. I ditched you because you're a shrill, self-righteous poser who makes everything about your feelings."
4. "You know what else?"
5. "It's flattering to hear you're still bitter about my ditching you. But you know what?"
6. "Marshall liked you. If you'd just stuck to your so-called morals, you might have had a fair shot."
7. "But you @#$%ed it up because of your feeeelings. The feelings that'll @#$% up everything else you ever do."
8. "Poser."
Memuatkan…Memuatkan…
1. "I CAN'T... I CAN'T... I CAN'T..."
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1. "That's what she'll do to the world."
2. "I always felt like I had this little safety zone, because a lot of the things I cared about... I didn't really care about."
3. "I don't really need the perfect shoes. It's just fun to pretend I do."
4. "And I could look at her! And not really care. So she fools peons into thinking she's hot, so what?"
5. "Who'll care in a few years? We're all going to college or startups. Except..."
6. "So is she. She'll go far in this world. And she'll get whatever she wants... By making dozens, hundreds, of people feel like you feel right now."
7. "And we gave her the power."
8. "So it will be our fault."
1. "UNLESS."
1. "Ready to save the world, you post-ironic post-yuppie?"
2. "Since seventh grade. What took you so long?"
1. "Sara tipped me off where you'd be. She says I have you to thank."
2. "For?"
3. "Talking her into making up with me."
4. "I think she talked herself into that."
5. "Well, take her with a grain of salt, because she has been trying to breed you and me like lesbian mares for most of the year."
7. "Oh, god, you too?"
8. "Hi, mr. Aggie!"
9. "...so you ready to join up with my artistic community? The first sniff of incense is free."
10. "Uh huh."
11. "Are you ready for this? 'cause it looked like shojo jojo got pretty mean back there..."
12. "I, I just... Need to keep moving right now."
13. "Understood."
1. "What a day."
2. "It's not quite over yet."
3. "Right, the pre-calc homework."
4. "No, it's..."
5. "I gotta show you this right now, or it's gonna bite my ass sometime down the line."
6. "I took this at the mall. Showed some of my friends, but they stayed quiet. I think."
7. "...marshall..."
8. "I was thinking I'd use it for blackmail or something, but..."
9. "Um... I'm gonna delete it now..."
10. "No."
11. "Send me a copy."
12. "What's your number?"
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