1. "It feels... Weird, being a "Role model.""
2. "Wasn't that always the plan, penny? Didn't you want to have everyone obsess over the way you dressed, walked, talked, thought?"
3. "You're so mean."
4. "Is it my fault you haven't thought through your life's ambitions?"
5. "It's just a lot of pressure, you know? Suddenly I have to send the right message at all times, or else I'm "Letting down the cause...""
6. "Omg, is this what it feels like to be you?"
7. "Just relax, penny. So people imitate you. It's not like they-"
8. "That is the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life."
9. "Good, it's my halloween costume."
Memuatkan…Memuatkan…
'Edward Cullen.'
'Pffft. Figures.'
'You realize that he's not actually a vampire, right?'
Fine, let's hear yours.
Joe Jonas.
...That's actually not bad. Nick is hotter, though.
John Lennon. Pre-Yoko. I'd save him from her evil talent-leeching ways and replace them with my own.
Can I change my answer? I didn't realize we could time-travel.
My dad's first name means 'Nick' so all boys named 'Nick' are basically invisible to me.
It's always better to assume these things with Lisa.
But I'd be too worried about changing history.
Well, hell, we can change history in the present. I mean, if I take Edward off to a desert island and ravage him, that means no Twilight 2.
I guess (sigh) I'll have to let him go...
Your sacrifice is an inspiration to us all, you role model.
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1. "Time to go."
2. "O... Okay."
3. "You better watch out, pen. This isn't going to help your image."
4. "But it's so sad! All those kitties and puppies without any homes or anybody to love them..."
5. "That's why they've got us. And this is a good shelter. Most of the animals here do find owners, eventually."
6. "Most of them?"
7. "C'mon, we'll go back to my place and watch australia. It's got hugh jackman."
8. "Awww."
9. "You know, I hear that in the original cut of this, hugh died at the end."
10. "What?"
11. "But... Then he didn't! So... We shouldn't even think about something depressing like that."
12. "Please?"
Wow, I haven't updated this page since Marshall.
It's like looking at old baby pictures, isn't it? You gotta stay in the game, girl!
Guess it's time to change this status, huh?
You know... he is single now...
Aggie d'Amour. Relationship Status: Single but ask again soon!!! Current Status: Is jogging with RFF. Friends List: Helen, Lisa, Sara.
I don't... really love him any more. I just miss that feeling, you know? Being next to somebody who made me tingle every day.
Yeah...
Um.
Okay, Aggie. Let's find you a man.
1. "Okay, penny. That was almost considerate of you. But I'm not over marshall yet."
2. "You're not always good at getting over people."
3. "..."
4. "It's still my over to get. Manipulating people, penny, even for our "Own good...""
5. "That's what it's about, aggie! Everyone tries to change people. You do it with guilt and I do it with hawtness, because, y'know, that's what we're good at, but we all do it!"
6. "Why are you taking an interest, anyway? It's not like you're workin' this hard for michelle, who wants a boyfriend..."
7. "'chelle's crushes really haven't helped her issues. I'd be an idiot to push her back into the mix right now."
8. "Hey, mithelle liketh you, duane! Duhhh dahhh dahhh duhhhhh!"
9. "Goes without saying. Duhhh."
1. "I don't have a problem if you're gay, I mean, my best friend is gay, it's just..."
2. "Hey, it's cool, penny. You get to dress like an eighties glam rocker!"
3. "I... I don't want to be..."
4. "Cargo pants, then?"
5. "Birkenstocks?"
6. "Okay. This is getting silly. Daphne actually dresses like me. Only slightly plainer, of course."
7. "Feeling twinges for aggie doesn't mean I'm gonna"
8. "Taste the rainbow!!!"
9. The heart fears what it fears.
2. "Daphne!"
3. "I wasn't staring!"
4. "Look, I know what I've said to you before, and I... I... I don't know where we're going, I don't know where we are, but you've been a great friend since the misunderstanding, and someone who cares about me is what I want when I, well, I, I want someone who's seen me be scared, seen me be stupid, someone who I've seen being, well, well..."
5. "Stupider..."
6. "G... G... Girls?"
1. "I... I WANT IT TO BE YOU. IT REALLY SHOULD BE YOU."
2. "L-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, I REMIND YOU THAT INTERMISSION ENDS IN FIVE MINUTES!"
1. "I thought we were seeing alien next?"
2. "No, that doesn't push daphne's buttons like alien resurrection does."
3. "Oh, call it by its right name, fred. Call it "The betrayal.""
4. "Huh?"
5. "Joss poured his soul into that movie, but everyone conspired against him! Everyone!"
6. "Oh."
7. "Right."
8. "Joss."
9. "The lighting crew, that shoplifting winona ryder, the studio executives who were jealous of his talent..."
10. "Hey, daph? You got a little bile on your lip, there."
11. "I know, I know. "If I hate it so much, why not make fred show something else?""
12. "But..."
13. "But even fractional joss is better than..."
14. "Better... Buh..."
If those things get loose, it's gonna make the Lacerta Plague like a square dance!
3. "OH, HEY!"
1. "Y'okay?"
2. "Finefinefine! I'm fine like a fine-ass fine red mist of evaporated fine wine!"
3. "Want me to kiss it better?"
4. "Oh. Go to hell."
5. "Aggie! I'm sorry. I . . . Didn't think it would be a big deal! I thought you'd push me away or go "Ew," and we'd just be playing! Isn't that, you know, how we do?"
6. "And what if I'd taken you seriously? What if we'd started kissing?"
7. "I thought I was gonna see a couple dumb movies. I didn't think I was gonna sit in on a freakin' orgy!"
8. "Technically an orgy would've involved, y'know, sex."