1. "Nono, we don't want "A splash of color." just black."
2. "But different shades of black."
3. "We'll look around."
5. "That special customer is back? She asked for you."
6. "Hey, can finister come in with me? He's well-behaved and hardly ever eats merchandise..."
7. "Sure."
8. "Is he a friendly mousie?"
9. "No, he bites."
10. Why is she acting so weird?
Memuatkan…Memuatkan…
1. "Can you help me with those two? They're sketchy dressers too."
2. "Why should I help you?"
3. "I just thought you'd have more fun torturing me if I was in your debt, too."
4. "Why are you acting so friendly?"
5. "We all have our secrets."
Memuatkan…Memuatkan…
1. "I need to go up a size."
2. "To what?"
3. "Uhhhh..."
4. "I'm wearing size twelve now, but see, I can't really fit my hand in there..."
5. "Size fourteen! This way!"
6. "Wow..."
7. "You're nice."
8. "'swhy they pay me! Occasionally!"
9. "Did you use to be a big girl too? You kinda have the walk."
1. "NO."
2. "I DIDN'T USE TO BE "BIG." OR "PLUMP.""
3. "OR "DIFFERENTLY SHAPED" OR "BIG-BONED" OR "HEAVY" OR "HEALTHY" OR ANY LOSER WORD MEANING "FAT!" SOME OF US CAN ATKINS, OKAY? SOME OF US CAN RESIST THE VENDING MACHINES!"
5. "Let me know if you need anything else."
1. "Wow."
2. "You just make it so easy."
3. "Oh, I really liked shopping here until I found out that..."
4. "...your clerk was a shapist!"
5. "You're gonna say I'm prejudiced to get me fired?"
6. "No."
7. "I'm gonna get you fired because you're prejudiced."
8. "It's a fine distinction."
10. "Don't strain yourself."
1. "Your m-m-"
2. "..."
4. "...you're wrong."
5. "I'm not prejudiced."
6. "You're prejudiced. About me. You think I'm superficial."
7. "I'm not surprised, really."
8. "Blondes are one of our most misunderstood minorities."
9. "It's tragic."
10. "But you'll learn better."
1. "Hey, uh... Sorry I called you, uh... Uhhhh..."
2. ""Fat?""
3. "You didn't actually."
4. "But I got the point."
5. "'sokay. I'm used to it. You're pretty."
6. "Pretty people get to say what they want."
7. "That's how it works."
1. "You're pretty!"
2. "Sure."
4. "You are!"
5. "You've got a good... Foundation, anyway."
6. "No blemishes..."
7. "Firm boobs..."
8. "J. Lo butt..."
9. "We just have to be like sculptors! Remove everything that isn't boobs and butt!"
10. ""We?""
1. "Come on, it's the least I can do for a customer!"
3. "We'll be like on "Queer eye for the straight guy!""
5. "Only, I won't be gay, and when we're done, you'll look female!"
6. "So, free makeovers! Is this a new store policy?"
2. TIP #5: BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY TO SKIP.
3. "UNLESS IT'S BACON AND EGGS. OR PROTEIN SHAKES."
4. "OR WATER, WATER'S OKAY."
5. "SPRING WATER."
1. "MAYBE YOU SHOULD FRESHEN UP."
1. "He's so hot."
2. "He is."
4. "How could she have left him?"
5. "She deserved to get cheated on."
6. "More for us."
7. "Yeah."
9. "Wow. It's like "The stepford wives.""
10. "A dark comedy that nobody wants to watch."
1. "Nothing makes you happy, does it? I do something nice..."
2. "...nice."
3. "By "Nice," do you mean "To turn someone with self-esteem issues into a duplicate of myself?""
4. "Hmph."
1. "Observe the "Rebel," karen."
2. "Unable to tan or follow fashion trends, she justifies her disabilities as a "Choice.""
4. "She takes her color coordination from elementary-school building blocks."
5. "Should I spin around?"
6. "Sarcasm is her only defense."
7. "It makes the rules seem ridiculous, excusing her poor score."
1. "If I didn't know better, penny..."
2. "I'd almost say you didn't like me."
3. Whoa!
5. "The old me could never stand up to penny like that. I'm not sure the new me could either."
6. I don't know what kinda power she has...
7. But I want some.
1. "Thanks for agreeing to meet me."
2. "It sounded amusing."
6. "Since you... Criticized penny... I was wondering... How you would have made me over."
7. "Just be yourself."
8. "That's all you need."
9. "You know?"
10. "..."
11. "Are you insane?"
1. "Where've you been? You just disappeared for days! I was worried you'd had an acne emergency!"
2. "And what are you wearing?"
3. "Step off, "Mom.""
4. "She makes her own choices."
5. "Hey, karen!"
6. "Heyyy, steve! You comin' tonight?"
7. "Wouldn't miss it! Sounds wild!"
8. "But... We're going to the movies... Tonight..."
9. "A party?"
1. "You're ditching me?"
2. "I'm your friend!"
3. "You're more like... Consultants."
4. "And... I'm not... Inviting people who knew the old me."
5. "After I slaved?"
6. "Pfuhhh! I'm pretty now!"
7. "Pretty people get to do what they want!"
8. "..."
9. "Well."
10. "Goodbye girls!"
11. "She got that from you."