1. "She's able, attractive, athletic..."
2. "Aesthetic, assured, audacious, alluring, adorable..."
3. "Attired attractively in apricot, aphrodisiacal."
4. "I have to admit, that is an impressive display."
6. "Thanks, ag... But it doesn't help me get to know penny."
7. "I mean, who wants to hear somebody just praise them all day?"
8. "You do need to get to know her."
Memuatkan…Memuatkan…
1. "I think... I could help you. With penny."
2. "No way."
3. "Shouldn't be too hard."
4. "'samatter? Scared he'll say no?"
5. "I'll show you!"
7. "But don't you guys fight like, all the time?"
8. "...you... Just don't understand girl friendships!"
9. Fortunately.
Memuatkan…Memuatkan…
1. "So fix him up."
2. Penny's always going out with cute guys, right?
4. And I know how to push her buttons.
5. How hard can this be?
6. "I'm sorry, sean. I'm booked this month! But you know I'll be cheering for you on the stands, right?"
7. "On the inside, I mean. You know, mentally."
8. "I have to take care of my voice!..."
1. "Hey, Penny—free ticket. If you want to thank me, I'll be two rows down, wearing the red shirt and black jeans."
3. I'M SCARY GOOD AT THIS!
1. "This?... Some stalker put it in my locker."
3. "Ticket to the fencer show. Tells me what he'll be wearing there."
4. "Yik."
5. "Technically, she-he's not a stalker if he tells you what he looks like."
6. "You think I should go, sara?"
7. "You might learn something important."
8. Or... Not.
9. "How should I know?"
10. "Anything?"
1. "Thank you so much!"
3. "Whoa! Save it for penny, heartbreaker."
4. "I gotta move. Get ready, clear my schedule..."
5. Huh.
6. I don't like duane like that, I'm pretty sure...
7. But... Hugging feels good.
9. Children's tv taught us that.
10. I'd forgotten.
1. "I'll be two rows down, wearing the red shirt and black jeans."
2. "ACTED LIKE HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ME."
3. "SOME WEIRD GAME OF HIS."
4. "THAT'S HIS GLITCH, YOU KNOW?"
1. "Suckness. I'm sorry."
2. "Don't sweat it."
3. "I'll just focus on work now."
5. "You got anything I can use in the lit mag?"
6. "You... Can't take submissions from friends, duane... You gotta be unbiased, right?"
7. "Big conscience on you."
8. "Not big... Just annoying."
9. Future english teachers will say you started your writing career by procuring--
10. "Okay! Okayyyy!"
What about Sunday night?
Sorry, but no. See, you're the captain of the Scrabble club, and I'm... not.
It seems like there's some kind of hidden flaw in that logic...
3... 2... 1...
It's the rejection you really enjoy, isn't it? There we go...
Dissing boys to their face, breaking up with them over cell phones...
Why not. You know what, Aggie? Think what you want.
You said boys were like Skittles to you!
I'm very fond of my Skittles.
Ohhh, grape! Whyfore must you be so tart? Wouldest thou be sweeter if I wrotest you showy poetry?
You leave the sonnet form out of this!
1. Penny vs. Weirdella, match #12. Tickets only $8.50!
2. "I know a boy who-stupidly-wanted to know you. No games, no... Demands."
3. "And you jerked him around. You couldn't just tell him he had no chance with you!"
5. "Because he spit when he talked? Or was he the scrabble g-"
6. "Because he's black!"
1. "BECAUSE HE'S... BECAUSE... YOU'RE NOT..."
2. "YOU'RE MUMBLING. DEAR."
3. "BECAUSE HE'S BLACK! BECAUSE YOU'D NEVER BE SEEN WITH A BLACK MAN! YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE WITH YOUR BLONDE LITTLE BLONDE YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER!"
11. THIS JUST IN:
12. D'Amour Belittles Holocaust
13. Jewish leaders outraged, blondes too
14. D'Amour's next targets?:
15. Gays, Poles brace themselves
16. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Sed eros ligula, lacinia id, hendrerit et, viverra congue, orci. Pellentesque porttitor aliquam magna. In leo turpis, lobortis non, laoreet id, ultricies vitae, arcu. Vivamus elementum ante vitae ipsum.
1. "These little debates are giving the school a freakshow aspect. I can't allow that."
2. "Don't get on me! She just starts screeching "Racist!""
4. "My oldest friend! Sara! Half asian!"
5. "This is completely my fault, sir. No punishment is too severe."
6. "Well, let's not go too far."
7. Oh, my gaw... You're a genius. An evil genius.
I'm reluctant to label my two top scorers on the PPPSAT as 'problem students.'
?!!
So I let you off with this warning.
Disrupt the school again...
...and you'll get to clean every inch of it after hours. Mopping, vacuuming, scrubbing...
...five hours all alone with only each other for company.
I love this job.
1. "NO!"
2. "HAPPY?"
5. "...NO! WHY WOULD I- I MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF OUT THERE, NOT YOU!"
6. "I THINK YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT."
7. "YOU FOOL."
1. "Let's watch."
2. "Flash: you can't make a fool of yourself, because you already do foolish things all the time. From the haircut on down."
3. "Only you call them "Rebellious.""
4. "Us normal girls actually care what people think of us."
5. "Peer pressure."
6. "Peer respect!"
8. "Annh! It's like telling a homeless person why he shouldn't blow up your house!"
1. "Example: your buddy derek."
2. "?..."
3. "Duane!"
4. "Duane. He's not hench, but he's buff... Kinda geeky, but cute..."
5. "I would've hung out, at least once, if he'd, you know, asked me."
6. "But now, thanks to you, every time I see him is gonna be hideously-"
7. "But... I..."
8. "He left a note..."
10. "...anonymous, right?"
11. "My dna kit was in my other purse."
1. "Now unless you have any more mass-murderers to compare me to, I've got a busy afternoon ahead controlling your damage."
3. "...oh"
4. "Hey... Duane."
5. "Heard any good... Gossip... Lately?"
1. "Chillin' like a villain, boo. 'sall good in the hood."
3. "I was ear hustlin' an heard you got eastside/westside with penny cause shorty wouldn't gimme her digits. Sweet. Wayta represent."
4. "Slap me some skin."
5. "Why are you...?"
6. "Is this black enough for you, or should I learn to speak swahili?"
1. "Duane, I... I meant penny was-"
2. "You don't get to say bad things about her. Not to me."
3. "You lied to me, didn't you?"
4. "You're not her friend."
5. "You're not mine either."