1. "...mass extinction."
2. "Omg..."
3. "Look, we're trying to get together for lunch here? If you like making speeches so much, run for president."
4. "Fine!"
5. "........"
6. "I will!"
7. "That has to be the best comeback in the history of conversation."
8. "Tread lightly."
Memuatkan…Memuatkan…
1. "...wanted her to do well, but..."
3. "I don't actually want to get beat."
4. "So grab more attention. She's a screaming peacenik. You only raise your voice in poetry slams."
5. "Mm."
6. "...for president. I'm a resident editor-in-chief, responsible, ensconcible, and in brief, I want to beef up the publications students create. I hold expectations of stirring debate."
7. "Poor... Nice... Moron."
Memuatkan…Memuatkan…
1. "Teabag?"
2. "Dipped... But not stirred!"
5. And so begins our bitter rivalry.
6. "Uh-oh. Point of disagreement walkin' up at two o' clock..."
7. "Penny..."
8. "I will say this... And only this:"
9. "You have good taste in friends."
1. "That was subdued."
2. "We have a mudslinging campaign of our own, remember?"
3. "Karen?"
4. "Sure that's why, penny?"
5. "Duane complicates this. He's loyal to her..."
6. "I'm not giving her an excuse to drive us apart."
7. "Besides, I don't need to cut her down now."
8. "Pretty soon she's gonna realize-"
9. "Will you just!... Kiss her!... Already?"
1. "I try and try to coax you both past this wall."
2. She leaves a message...
3. You pretend it's from a guy...
4. You date the ox...
5. She says no big...
6. "And all the while there's this seething, roiling bond between you that neither one wants to explain... Because you can't admit what everyone else can see."
7. "Think it over, mmkay?"
2. "HAHAHA! LOBOTOMIZE THE HUMANS!"
3. "CEASE LIFE, IN-FER-I-OR A-LI-ENS. HA. HA. HA."
4. heat death of the universe
1. "Duane, I'm here to offer you a shoulder... A just-friends kind of shoulder."
2. Yeah, that'll go over...
3. "Oh... Penny."
4. "Aaaaaa"
5. "Aaaaaa!"
6. "Did you just... Jump out the window?"
7. "...possibly."
8. "You know, I don't think I'm ever going to figure you out!"
9. "...good! Give up now!..."
10. "Peasant!"
1. "Enemy of my enemy, penny."
2. "Duane says rumor says stan hated you when you were seeing rich."
3. "You spent a lot of time around him. You must know some weakness."
4. "Come on, if not for me, tell me for d..."
5. "Duane can ask me for things on his own behalf. He and I have been over that. Thoroughly."
1. "Look at you."
2. "Twisted beyond recognition. It's worse than anything I could do to you."
3. "What are you talking about?"
4. "In fact, it's"
5. "Worse than a death camp!"
6. "Penny! What, what are you..."
7. "Why you want me to be quiet, aggie?"
8. "Can you feel those poll numbers dropping?"
1. "You used to sarcass me and all my girls. We weren't "Individual" enough to suit you. But nowwww..."
2. "Youuuu care about being popularrrr...."
3. "I'm here to appeal to a sense of decency you probably don't have."
4. "I already won the debate. You can stop feeding me lines now."
1. "He's lanky... A little overenthusiastic... But the sweet, sweet things he says..."
2. "Oooo."
3. "What about you, penny? You think stan's hot?"
4. "...think he's my type?"
5. "More than duane!"
6. "You don't think I already have a crush?"
7. "Oooo!"
8. "Something you're not tellllling us?"
9. "I guess it depends on who you ask."
1. So it's not "Beardism" or "Reboundism" or the latest cosmo theory... I'm just not into him. I guess the time to tell him is now, after the loss to aggie has sunk in...
2. "Presidential greetings, milady."
3. "You... You won?"
4. "Dewey did defeat truman."
1. "Eeeeee! Oh my god oh my god oh my god!"
3. "Wow."
1. Valentine's day is coming up...
2. I have to stop this before then.
3. "Actually, valentine's came early this year."
4. He deserves-
5. "Morning, sleepyhead."
6. "Sweet dreams of me?"
7. "The man asked you a question, honey."
1. "You know the best way to start the morning?"
2. "Can't imagine."
3. "Nice refreshing cold showers!"
4. "You go on."
5. "We'll catch up."
6. "Mmmmm."
7. "Take your hands off my-"
8. "Since when do you-"
9. "I find it's the best way to start the morning."
1. "I can't... Accept this."
2. "It's okay. My dad made a ton of sales this week."
3. "C'mon, you like stuff."
4. "But... I can't..."
5. "What's this, some "I'm not worthy" thing? Penny, you're an a. "A" for "A-plus.""
6. ""Duane" stands for "Duanial!""
1. "Duane... Ever since I kissed you... I've asked myself... Why didn't I want to do that before? And... Why don't I now? There's nothing wrong with you."
2. "Nothing. You're the kind of guy I've always said I want. Devoted, going places... But... I don't... Want to kiss you. And I think that has to mean something."
1. "If it has to, it has to."
2. "Duane, anyone else would swoon at something like this."
3. "That sure works out for me."
4. Angry.
5. I made him angry.
6. And you know what?
7. For just a second there, when he looked angry, my lips wanted to kiss him again.