1. "I know. It's not my business. I should leave it. But it's driving me batty. Make it official. Ask her out."
2. "...we're not like that."
3. "We're actually twins."
4. "I'm the evil one."
5. "Or... Am I?"
6. "Aggie, ask penny."
7. "Okayyy... This sounds suspiciously like a misunderstanding-based comedy of errors? I don't do those any more."
8. Sis?
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1. "You don't picture her face in your dreams."
2. "I have a yearbook photo and dartboard for that."
3. "You've never asked why your hatred is so passionate?"
4. "I'm trying to stop hating."
5. "Argh argh argh argh! How can people live in this much denial?!"
6. "Beats me."
1. "AAUGH!"
1. "I've been kiss-raped! Kiss-raped!"
2. "Um--"Rape" is a loaded word, kinda like "Hitler," and you might want to back away from that phrase before"
3. "I've been kiss-raped!"
4. "We'll handle this, thanks."
5. "And now lisa's other request."
6. "Quote: "'the constant lover,' theme from exes and ohs, a comedy about lesbians. Lesbians. Lezzy lesbo lesbians.""
1. "What the hell, lis? What the helling hell?"
2. "What the hell, what?"
3. "You humiliated sara."
4. "That easily? Wow."
5. "I touched her nose, ag. She could've just snorted and called me a freak. But she chose to assign this event great significance."
6. "Do you wonder whyyy?"
7. "I wonder if she'll wonder."
1. "Gaydar's not infallible."
2. "Point."
3. "Man-hands, repressed posture, those're hints, not evidence."
4. "She does think you and penny are a wine cooler away from a night of moans 'n' screams..."
5. "Heh. I've toyed with that theory myself..."
6. "What?"
7. "But she needs it to be true. It's personal for her."
8. "...toyed the who what?"
1. "And you know better than to let a bully see they've hurt you."
2. That hussy.
3. "She was probably drunk."
4. "What kind of retaliation you want? Quiet and untraceable or loud and public?"
5. "Penny..."
6. "You won't like this... But there's someone I need to talk to."
7. "I won't like it?... Dr. Phil?"
1. "Don't do that again."
2. "Oh"
3. "I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. But I know you're penny's friend, and if I learn she sent you..."
4. "Ohgod"
5. "I'mgay"
6. Well, that's one way to deflate my ego.
1. "I don't know how you'll... Um. That little nose-kiss... It... Made me realize... I mean..."
2. "You're gay."
3. "You... Knew?"
4. "Naw-aw!"
5. "But I suspected. 'specially after last night."
6. "Sara, you've never shown interest in a guy to me. Ever. You thought viggo mortensen was a financial firm."
7. "Is your money taken care of?"
1. "Check it out!"
2. "I'm still here."
3. "Can we keep this quiet? Anyone else suspect?"
4. "I don't want to say our friends are dumb, but... I don't think they look for the angles like I do."
5. "So they're selectively dumb."
6. "Nnnn"
7. "Gaydumb."
8. "Nyyyeahhh."
9. "You know why we're going to be b.f.f.? Because there's nobody else I can be this utter a bitch with!"
1. "Have you gone blind?"
2. "You don't think it's kinda milan?"
3. "I don't think it's kind of anything!"
4. "Well, it's kinda yigh."
5. "Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence."
6. "If I committed a fashion sin like that, you guys'd tell me, right?"
7. "..."Sin?""
8. "I'd probably tease you sarcastically while katy-ann let you be you."
9. "You're too nice."
10. "Apparently."