1. "Welcome back. This institution is important to me, because I believe in raising up young minds, and because it provides a healthy outlet for my sadistic tendencies."
2. "Everyone thinks I'm joking about those."
3. "Anyway, that's why I'm pleased to announce we've beefed up the drama department from one play to three plays per year..."
4. "And brought on director calvin machrie-"
5. "Hello."
6. "-who has coached zac efron and avril lavigne."
7. "Want to be a star?"
8. "Macbeth auditions are next tuesday."
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1. Setting aside the fact that in shakespeare's day, all "Women's parts" were played by men... We have only two non-witch female roles.
2. Given the available talent pool, I foresee a problem.
3. "Think you're in the wrong play, goth lite. This isn't cabaret."
4. "Idea!"
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1. "Of course she's good at half-coherent rage."
2. "He could give the part to a yorkie."
3. "Penny. You need to rise above this... Thing with aggie."
5. "Why? You don't still think I'm her super secret special luvver...?"
6. "We're your friends and we know why you did it, but what you did with rich... Kinda makes you "The weird one.""
7. "You can't make people like each other, sara."
8. "I'm just talking cease-fire."
9. "Talk to her and I'll think about it."
10. "...screw your courage to the sticking place and we'll not fail."
1. ""Lay on, macduff, and damned be she who first cries, 'hold, enough!'""
2. ""Exzoont, fighting.""
3. "That's a stage direction. And it's inaccurate- in this version, you'll die onstage."
4. "Really?"
1. "The man is insane."
2. "I didn't work this hard building homes."
3. "And he's such an ego-maniac."
4. "Like we're all put on this groovy green earth just to make his production a little bit greater."
5. "Isn't that unbearable."
6. "I never thought that a pretend swordfight with a pretend beheading would get boring, but somewhere around the twenty-third time..."
7. "I know I know!"
8. "Why do people do this mindless repetition? At least a rat in a maze gets food. What do actors get?"
9. "... Bling, blow and bootay. Sometimes. Or so I hear."
1. "Okay, that was twelve minutes. Anyone who is not a witch, clear the set."
2. "You heard him, penny, stay on the set." go on, say it. Helen would want you to.
3. ...I was tired. I'll get her next time.
4. ...eh, karen'll take care of her anyway.
1. "C-c-cy"
2. "Sh. Don't talk."
3. "I've never felt like this before with anyone. But watching the way you're performing tonight... It was like looking right into my own soul... And I love what I see..."
5. "I know you'll think I'm just playing. I do like to play. But... You were just playing, out there. Maybe there is a little bit of me in you?"
6. "Maybe just a finger-hold?"
7. I already have one co-star taking her role to new, scary places. It is important to me that this performance go well. So, in our scenes together...
8. "Stick... To... The... Scriiiiiiiiipt!"
1. "So what would convince you, duane? A surgical video of my vajayjay responding to pictures of daniel craig?"
2. "Put yourself in my shoes. I kissed you and you felt nothing..."
3. "Not nothing."
4. "Don't band-aid this."
5. "...either because you don't like men, or because I'm not much of one. Which do you think I'd rather believe is true?"
6. "Cut the crap, duane. You're too smart to let your wants tell you what to believe. Look in my eyes:"
7. "I like men."
8. "What do you think now?"
9. "I believe you. But... I'm not the one you have to convince."
10. "Who is that one?"
11. "...everyone."