Chapter 12
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1. "It feels... Weird, being a "Role model.""
2. "Wasn't that always the plan, penny? Didn't you want to have everyone obsess over the way you dressed, walked, talked, thought?"
3. "You're so mean."
4. "Is it my fault you haven't thought through your life's ambitions?"
5. "It's just a lot of pressure, you know? Suddenly I have to send the right message at all times, or else I'm "Letting down the cause...""
6. "Omg, is this what it feels like to be you?"
7. "Just relax, penny. So people imitate you. It's not like they-"
8. "That is the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life."
9. "Good, it's my halloween costume."
'Edward Cullen.'
'Pffft. Figures.'
'You realize that he's not actually a vampire, right?'
Fine, let's hear yours.
Joe Jonas.
...That's actually not bad. Nick is hotter, though.
John Lennon. Pre-Yoko. I'd save him from her evil talent-leeching ways and replace them with my own.
Can I change my answer? I didn't realize we could time-travel.
My dad's first name means 'Nick' so all boys named 'Nick' are basically invisible to me.
It's always better to assume these things with Lisa.
But I'd be too worried about changing history.
Well, hell, we can change history in the present. I mean, if I take Edward off to a desert island and ravage him, that means no Twilight 2.
I guess (sigh) I'll have to let him go...
Your sacrifice is an inspiration to us all, you role model.
1. "Time to go."
2. "O... Okay."
3. "You better watch out, pen. This isn't going to help your image."
4. "But it's so sad! All those kitties and puppies without any homes or anybody to love them..."
5. "That's why they've got us. And this is a good shelter. Most of the animals here do find owners, eventually."
6. "Most of them?"
7. "C'mon, we'll go back to my place and watch australia. It's got hugh jackman."
8. "Awww."
9. "You know, I hear that in the original cut of this, hugh died at the end."
10. "What?"
11. "But... Then he didn't! So... We shouldn't even think about something depressing like that."
12. "Please?"
