Chapter 14
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1. "Quit it."
2. "Hold still."
3. "I'll get it."
4. "Uh huh. You gonna find it by touch?"
5. "You're going to find it by touch. There is a giant mirror right next to you."
6. "I'm a tactile thinker."
7. "Then, fyi, that blonde hair dye you've been using for years is actually blue."
8. "Don't knock it till you try it, ice empress. A little blue might really work for your aristocratic image."
9. Thinner than her. I'll always be thinner than her, now. It's all right. It's all right.
10. "You don't like the color of money?"
11. "Given how much time you probably spent finger-painting, I refuse to believe you don't know that yellow and blue make green. Your dye plus my hair equals a joker perm."
12. "Why not dye it, penny? I mean, you're already dressing as her fangirl, pretty much."
1. "Michelle... Surely you are not questioning my taste. We've meant so much to one another."
2. "Who taught you about gladiator sandals when they came in? The art of the little black dress?"
3. "Who warned you just last week that the seventies were bearing down on the fashion scene like a g6?"
4. "And I see you've taken my advice to heart... And to good effect, mostly. The student may have learned, but the master remains the master."
5. "Yeah, I have learned. Well enough to do some critiquahs of my own."
6. "It's pronounced "Critiques," dear."
7. "The hardest thing to see clearly is yourself. You know how well I know that."
8. "I mean yeah, in most of your outfits, you still seem to watch the trends, but I look at this blouse, and all I think is..."
9. ""(Wh)y?""
