Chapter 9
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1. "Welcome back. This institution is important to me, because I believe in raising up young minds, and because it provides a healthy outlet for my sadistic tendencies."
2. "Everyone thinks I'm joking about those."
3. "Anyway, that's why I'm pleased to announce we've beefed up the drama department from one play to three plays per year..."
4. "And brought on director calvin machrie-"
5. "Hello."
6. "-who has coached zac efron and avril lavigne."
7. "Want to be a star?"
8. "Macbeth auditions are next tuesday."
1. Setting aside the fact that in shakespeare's day, all "Women's parts" were played by men... We have only two non-witch female roles.
2. Given the available talent pool, I foresee a problem.
3. "Think you're in the wrong play, goth lite. This isn't cabaret."
4. "Idea!"
1. "Of course she's good at half-coherent rage."
2. "He could give the part to a yorkie."
3. "Penny. You need to rise above this... Thing with aggie."
5. "Why? You don't still think I'm her super secret special luvver...?"
6. "We're your friends and we know why you did it, but what you did with rich... Kinda makes you "The weird one.""
7. "You can't make people like each other, sara."
8. "I'm just talking cease-fire."
9. "Talk to her and I'll think about it."
10. "...screw your courage to the sticking place and we'll not fail."
