1. "I am comfortable."
2. I bite my tongue to avoid pointing out that I'd been more comfortable before she appeared and started interfering..
3. ...but deep down inside, I know she's just trying to be nice, as annoying as it might be.
4. She can't win me back with thoughtful gestures and sweet remarks.
5. Call me crazy, but I have a rule about dating woman who are married: I don't.
6. "I want my old room back thank you."