1. "I love you"
2. "I saw a cat today that looked exactly like that stray you wanted to adopt."
3. "Should I go back and kidnap— I mean, adopt it?"
4. "You will NOT believe what happened at work today. My coworker totally embarrassed himself in front of the boss, and I had to try SO hard not to laugh. It reminded me of that time you spilled on your own Classic"
5. I have no clue what to do with her at this point