1. "BECAUSE HE'S... BECAUSE... YOU'RE NOT..."
2. "YOU'RE MUMBLING. DEAR."
3. "BECAUSE HE'S BLACK! BECAUSE YOU'D NEVER BE SEEN WITH A BLACK MAN! YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE WITH YOUR BLONDE LITTLE BLONDE YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER!"
11. THIS JUST IN:
12. D'Amour Belittles Holocaust
13. Jewish leaders outraged, blondes too
14. D'Amour's next targets?:
15. Gays, Poles brace themselves
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