1. That may have very well been true.
2. I didn't have time to worry about it.
3. "If you do mess up, Hiroko-chan, I'll forgive you."
4. "But Miki-senpai, I'm not sure if I can...!"
5. "Mm..."
6. "I've taken... your hair tie off."
Chargement…Chargement…
1. That was simply all it took.
2. "Um,"
3. It was the moment I let down her hair and realized how good she smelled.
4. "Sure. ♡"
5. "will a half-up, half-down be fine?"
6. "..."
7. "I only have brothers, so I had no idea where to start!"
8. "It's so cuuute! Thanks!"
9. "Knew a girl would get it!"
10. "O-Oh..."
Chargement…Chargement…
1. Isn't this totally like I'm in love...!?
2. "You're the one who's cute!"
3. "Hiroko,"
4. "can you bring out this part a bit more?"
5. "Oh, it's just my ears are a little ticklish."
6. "S-Sure..."
7. "Eek!"
8. "Huh!?"
9. "*Sorry about that... ...rry, 'bout tha..."
10. Along with my first love, I experienced my sexual awakening that day too.
11. So her ears are sensitive... Then is her nape also out?
1. Looks like she's really fond of that hairstyle.
2. And her smile's so cute.
3. Wonder if I'd be a bother right now?
4. "Miki, she's here."
5. "Oh, she really is!"
6. "Come on in, Hiroko!"
7. "You sure we can let an underclassman hang out here?"
8. "It's fine!"
1. "Hiroko is special, after all!"
2. "I know you're fond of her, but let the poor thing go."
3. "Her face is bright red."
4. "Sure she's still breath-ing?"
5. "Special", she said!
6. Don't tell me...
7. She feels the same way!?
8. "Oops, sorry!"
1. "Hiroko's the one who did my hair like this!"
2. "Really?"
3. "Not bad!"
4. "I'm used to doing it for my sister..."
5. but just the idea of it made every day shine bright.
6. I had no idea if my first love would actually come to fruition,
1. "Miki-senpai!"
2. "...Congrats on graduating."
3. "Had a feeling you'd come."
4. "Hiroko!"
5. "You bet I would!"
6. "...Hiroko."
7. "Since I'll be attending high school in another prefecture."
8. "Glad we could meet one last time."
9. "I knew."
10. "Did I tell you?"
11. "Thanks."
1. "I don't swing that way."
2. "Um, sorry,"
3. "...Huh?"
4. And thus,
5. my first love came to an end.
6. "Didn't I tell you?"
7. "We sat the same exams so we could pick a high school together..."
8. "Wait, you've known I've been dating the same guy since first year, right?"
9. "I mean, you've always been a dear friend to me..."
1. Then right after enrolling in high school...
2. "'Scuse me!!"
3. "I humbly ask you show me your ways!"
4. "but unable to recognize if she wants the same,"
5. "As a woman seeking to bed another woman"
1. From there, I grew at an astounding pace.
5. "I am... Lesbiman!"
6. I studied the secret arts after school, acquiring my own gaydar at the tender age of 16.
8. I enjoyed my youth to its fullest, having dated five girls even though the student body was coed.
12. In college, I took advantage of my fiendish stamina, adding another fifty names to the list.
13. I could easily discern any lesbian even if she tried to blend in with the rest of the crowd.
14. Even while studying abroad and during an internship, my eyes did not fail me.
15. "I know you are aware of my gaze."
16. "Prez..."
1. And with our world being as small as you would expect,
2. it didn't take long for them to start treating me like some superstar.
3. For better or for worse, I had become an overnight sensation.
4. "So despite what you may see now,"
5. "I was a piece of work back in the day."
1. "Bet it's because you're so freewheeling that you can't hold down a relationship."
2. "One with a strike zone a mile wide?"
3. "I'll say! How much of a womanizer can you be?"
4. Why am I in love with a girl when I'm one too?
5. Isn't this something only boys are supposed to feel?
6. Why can't I just be normal!?
7. "Or..."
8. "Or maybe even..."
9. "And where's all the adorable gay angst you're supposed to suffer during your student years?"
10. "Oh, shut up."
11. "If you want to hear my worries, I've got plenty right now."
12. "It certainly speaks to a baser instinct."
13. "You didn't need to elaborate!"
14. "You're horrible!"
15. "Nope, too busy trying to get my hands on a girl's boobs instead."
16. "No wonder you're always single."
1. "You sure she's actually straight?"
2. "You mean that terrifying, straight girl at work?"
3. "She's all you ever bring up now."
4. "Maybe it's just your gaydar that's bent out of shape?"
5. To pick up on someone being gay or lesbian.
6. "Feels like it was simpler back in the day."
7. "Yeah?"
8. "But it's been getting harder lately for me to tell too."
9. "..."
10. "Don't be stupid! I've been honing it for twenty years!"
11. "The girl's straight and that's final!"
12. "She was here back then too."
13. "Twenty years..."
14. Just how old is she?
15. "like any normal person would!"
16. "Who cares if it's been twenty or thirty years? All this time, and you're still going off some vague gut feeling"
1. "You poor, deluded thing!"
2. "What, think that brief burst of popularity says anything about your own ability?"
3. "Hey!"
4. "Shut your mouth, saggy tits! Or else I'll do it for you!"
5. "Huh!? I wouldn't kiss you in a million years!"
6. "Just calm down, both of you!"
7. "Who says I'll do it with my lips!? I'll just sew yours shut instead!"
8. "Watch it, you're spilling the drinks!"
9. "Like some cushy office worker can even thread the needle!"
10. "Says the NEET!"
11. "I'm a freelancer!"
12. "Like hell I'll get taken in by some straight girl!"
13. "Oh please, how much experience do you think I have?"
1. A moment when my twenty years of experience has failed me.
2. "Er..."
3. Which brings us to now.
5. "Could you... spread that over my back?"
1. Don't tell me...
2. "wow..."
3. "Don't worry, I won't miss a single spot."
4. "You're coming on to me, aren't you?"
5. "Ah..."
6. Nah, if I actually did that, it'd be game over for me!
7. She's straight, Hiroko. She's straight!
8. Whoa, she smells good...
1. *After the last chapter.
2. Actually, no.
3. "Go on, spread it over my back!"
4. "And everywhere else!"
5. "We can keep going too!"
6. "Hiroko-san!"
7. How do I even handle a girl like this!?