Leser Discordant Love

1. "Good grief... what was with that stiff acting? I was on pins and needles wondering when our plan would be discovered!" 2. "What about you? What was with that spanking? I almost burst out laughing! Don't do unnecessary ad-libs!" 3. "What's wrong?" 4. "Can't you even appreciate my consideration in trying to ease the tension of someone abandoned by *Dionysus? This is why insensitive outsiders are so hopeless." 5. "Oh, is that so? I'm so moved by your special kindness that I'm practically in tears! You're more of a clown than an actor. I'll make you understand that perfectly in my room!" 7. "That's exactly what I want!"

1. "Want to take a shower?" 2. "Yeah..." 3. "I'm fine just like this..."

1. This is more like a baby than foreplay... 2. I don't have any experience with breastfeeding, though. 3. "There we go!"