1. Has an idea!
2. "...no, we're not leaving the office, either."
3. "Boo..."
1. "Just be patient, okay?"
1. "Tonight..."
1. "When we go back, I'll seriously think about it."
1. "Why don't you just go to the bathroom? And why did you suddenly get a nosebleed?!"
1. "No reason... Ehehe..."
1. Wedding venue day of the ceremony
2. Reception hall before the start
1. "Zhan ying."
2. "Over here!"
1. "Yo~ son, you're here too."
2. "...can you not call me that?"
3. "No way!"
1. "Hey, xiao ying. Today, are you..."
2. "Stop!"
3. "Hold it right there. Before we discuss that, I want to know..."
1. "Did you get weiwei a red envelope? Promise that you'd stay good friends? And agree to be the godmother of their unborn child?"
2. "If you say yes to any of those, from here on out, don't you dare even talk to me."
1. "Not yet..."
2. "Good. At least you have some sense."
1. "And we're "Just friends.""
2. "There wasn't anything about being "Good" friends..."
1. "Don't you know that if I put you up on weibo, you'd be cursed to hell and back? Here you are, scolding people when they're doomscrolling and getting up in other people's business, but now you don't know what to say?"
2. "That's not it..."
1. "It's just that after karaoke that night, when she was going home..."
2. "She broke up with me."
1. "It's not you, ye bao, it's my family... And this truly pains me to say."
2. "My grandmother has been ill for the past couple of years, so they've been pushing me to go on blind dates and stuff."
3. "They want me to... Get married..."
1. "I'm sorry ye bao..."
2. "I'm really, truly sorry..."
1. "It's not that I haven't deliberated on walking this path with you,"
2. "It's just... It's too difficult..."
1. "What could I say after hearing that?"
2. "I guess it's just that... She's a straight girl."
1. "..."
2. "..."
1. "Don't call her a straight girl just because..."
1. "You need to take responsibility and stop pinning everything on "Straight girls"!"