1. "Honestly, what's wrong with me?"
2. "Do you think it's my personality or some-thing?"
3. "Made some smartass comment about me being un-refined! On his way out the door..."
4. "It's worse than that... This guy invites me back to his hotel room, fucks me blind, and then he dumps me!"
5. "I could've done without 'again' crack, ya know."
6. "What's all this, now? Did you get stood up again last night?"
1. "Fucking bastard!! If I see him again I'll give him a taste of my right fist, and then we'll see!"
2. "He'll spend the next three days eating his meals through a straw, that sonofabitch!"
3. And I'm starting to think it's time I went on the attack.
4. But lately I've got an unrequited love affair on my mind...
5. "I notice you haven't had much to say on that topic lately, Yuri..."
6. "Don't tell me you aren't attached to anyone at the moment..."
7. "C'mon, D! Yuri!! Spill it!!"
8. "Oh wow!! Go who is it?! Who is it?!"
9. "Do tell!"
10. "Well... the truth is..."
11. "Who's the person you've been so torn up over?"
12. "Huh?"