2. "A stand up comedian?!"
3. "Alrighty then,"
4. "Good evening!"
5. "We're shimoda and yoshizawa~"
6. Wait, since when the hell am I...
8. "Little kids? We haven't even had a tv appearance yet...!"
9. "I think little kids could get the wrong lessons from an overbearing straight man, and besides,"
10. "If there's no straight man, don't you think it'd be a new and fresh look for us?! Our personalities will shine!"
11. "New and fresh...? We can try it... I guess?"
12. "Now that's what I call a healthy lunch!"
13. "It was rabbit kibble!"
14. "A character bento, perhaps?"
15. "It was rabbit..."
16. "Oh?"
17. "My mom made me a lunch, but it was a bit strange!"
18. "And fwuffy!"
19. Kokoro wanted to do a 'soft-and-fluffy-no-straight-man' manzai.*
20. *a comedy duo usually consisting of a 'straight man' (Tsukkomi) and 'funny man' (Boke)
21. "Who the hell-?!"
22. "Ack!?"
23. "You know you're supposed to be telling actual jokes up here right?"
24. "This is basically just a normal boring conversation!"
25. "Ow!"
26. But without a straight man, the two of us are...