1. "Those pants look uncomfortable."
2. "Here, let me get you something comfier!"
3. "They're my ex's, so they'll be a bit loose on you."
4. "Um... Are you sure?"
5. "It's nice of you to offer, but..."
6. "Of course. No one wears them anyway."
7. "Okay then..."
8. White hair...
9. "Did your ex have a lot of gray hair?"