1. "So,"
2. "That brother of mine is so freaking fat with that stupid grin on his face all the time,"
3. "And he never comes out of his room. It's probably because he doesn't have any friends."
4. "I'm telling you, I don't even want to be in that house because of that pig!"
5. "Haha"
6. "Lol. Yeah, sounds like it'd be pretty horrile to have a brother like that."
7. "Oh!"
8. "Hi there!"
9. "Crazy bitch."