正在阅读 Gunjo

章节 1

1. "I wanna die." 2. How could I have been so naive as to think I could be happy if I tried... 3. ...or that if I was just kind to others, they would be kind to me? 4. It took me 30 years to finally give up. 5. What a fool.

2. "He asked you a question, doctor!" 3. "Would you like to have dinner tonight?" 4. "Doctor!" 5. "What, are you after me?" 6. "Ha ha ha ha ha!" 7. "All right! Let's go." 8. I usually turn him down, but... 9. After that fight yesterday with her... 10. Hmm... 11. I don't just want to go back and apologize when it wasn't even my fault... 12. "Is that a no?" 13. "Squee! Doctor, if you're treating, take me, too!" 15. "My treat." 16. "Uh... I was going to..."

1. "Hi, it's me." 2. "I'm going to spend the night at my own place tonight." 3. "..." 4. "This is all of it." 5. Do you... Have the wrong number? 6. "..." 7. "...?" 8. "??" 9. "Um ---"

1. "Good." 2. "...yeah-" 3. "What a surprise. How are you...? Good? Yeah-" 4. "Ha ha ha" 5. "Wow, what a shock-" 6. "How long has it been now?" 7. "How've you been?" 8. "Oh, s-s-s-s-sorry! I just wanted to say I wouldn't need dinner tonight..." 9. "...but I dialed the wrong number!" 10. "Who'd you accidentally call?" 11. "An ex-boyfriend?" 12. My heart's --- racing --- 13. "Mm..." 14. "A friend ---"

1. It was all my fault, 2. So I should apologize... Asap. 3. I'm sorry. 4. I'm going to apologize... 5. ...so I'll just make her favorite foods and wait... 6. And then I'll apologize... 7. She'll probably come by tonight anyway... 8. My eyes... 9. Ooh... 10. Come home soon...

1. "Thanks for the meal." 3. I let the woman I love pay... 4. I let her pay... 5. "Hi, it's me." 6. "Yeah." 8. No, no, no... After that huge fight yesterday...? You've got to apologize first...

1. "I'm going back to my place tonight..." 2. "Dinner?" 3. "Ok, ok." 4. "Yeah-" 5. "No, I'm not hungry." 6. "I already ate." 7. "Work? I'm done... Why? Yeah." 8. "Oh, yeah, I'll call her." 9. "A class reunion? Yeah, yeah... Yeah, probably." 10. "G'night." 11. "She has a baby, so I don't think she'll be able to come, though." 12. "Ok." 13. "Stay still!"

1. "Aaaaa!" 2. "I'll be back in a minute." 3. "Be a good boy." 4. "Oh." 5. "Ahh!" 6. "Hm?" 7. "Yeah, uh-huh... Oh, really?" 8. "Hello? It's been a while." 9. "Yeah-" 10. "Well, I just heard from her and..." 11. "Yeah?" 12. "A reunion? When?" 13. "I've got a baby now, so... Yeah... Sorry." 14. "Oh... Sorry, I'd like to go, but..."

1. "!"

1. "Sigh" 2. "..." 3. "Sigh"

1. "Is it an outside job?" 2. "Boss! You've got a fax-" 3. "Thanks. How about dinner?" 4. "Yes!" 5. "My treat." 6. "You sure this is what you want? I was thinking something a bit more... Upscale..." 8. "They have a point system here. You can win prizes the more you eat here."

1. "What did you do in high school? Like clubs or jobs or whatever." 3. "Two? Smoking or non-smoking?" 4. "In college I worked for a publisher." 5. "Whichever's open." 6. "So you want to earn point with my money...? Hehe." 7. "Really?! I would've guessed something literary!" 8. "Really?" 9. "Wow, I had no clue!" 10. "I was on the track team until autumn of my second year of high school." 11. "Not a lot of customers today."

1. "Bet it's a cell phone novel." 2. "Hey, no reading on the job!" 3. "Ow!" 4. "So? You're always reading porn comics." 5. "Mm..." 6. "Be quiet." 8. "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." 9. "Ha ha ha!"

2. "I participated in a variety of events..." 3. "But I think my best record was for the 400 meter." 4. "I was among the best eight in the country." 5. "There was another girl at my school who was even faster." 6. "Both on the track... And elsewhere..." 7. "That's fast!" 8. "I was never able to beat her."

1. I hated her... But I also really admired her. 3. "I kind of like kogals* and that whole gaudy look." 4. "You're not even on my radar, though." 5. "Your personal taste is just fine!" 6. "Well, I don't know about guys in general, but as for me..." 7. "Hm?" 8. "What do guys look for in girls?" 9. "Hey, hey, hey." 11. "I don't want a virgin. They say it hurts and stuff..." 12. "Plus it's a pain in the ass to date someone who's never done it before." 13. "..." 14. "...uh, oh right." 15. "And ..." 16. "Shorter than me, big eyes with a double eyelid, same taste in music." 17. "Uh-huh, uh-huh." 18. "Oh, and family-oriented."

1. Her castle... 2. "I came here after all." 3. Maybe I should have tried to get a better idea of how she's feeling when I called her... 4. "Mmm..." 5. But will she be like this or... 6. "Hmm" 7. "...like this?" 8. No, no, no, no, no, we can't both be stubborn... She's so bad at apologizing, I should just smooth things over. 10. But it's not like it's my fault, so why am I even here? 11. "Ahem..." 12. "Hurry up and make up with him!" 13. "I'll try." 14. "Don't mind me, hahaha" 15. "I'm sorry, I'm not a burglar." 16. "I just fought with my boyfriend and it's kind of awkward right now." 17. "I don't look suspicious, do I?" 18. "I'm the security guard..." 19. "Wah!"

1. "!" 2. "..." 3. "P!" 4. I wonder what she wants.

1. "Hello?" 2. "...e" 3. "...llo." 4. "Hey..." 5. "Didn't expect to hear from you so soon." 6. "What's up?" 7. "Do you..." 8. "...have..." 9. "...a minute?"

1. "--- busy." 2. Who's she talking to? 3. "...sorry, I hadn't heard your voice in so long." 4. "I'm just... Feeling nostalgic." 5. "Hey." 6. "Tell me if it's not ok, ok...?"

1. "..." 2. "Can we meet up right now...?"

5. "I guess I'd better give her a call..." 7. She didn't even answer when I called...

1. I'll pick up if she calls again... 3. What- ever. 4. I guess she's sulking ... 5. It's too early for her to be asleep... 6. "Hmph ..." 7. "!" 8. "Long time, no see."

1. "Have you been waiting long?"

1. "Haha ---" 2. "Really ?" 3. "You haven't changed... At all." 4. "I'm covered in bruises under my clothes ---" 5. "Ahaha ---" 6. "Oh ---" 7. "You know ---" 8. "Are you and your husband still a pair of love-birds?" 9. "So?" 10. I bet you are... 11. I know you'd try to stop me... 12. ...too much... 13. It's... 14. ...so I can't tell you the truth, but... 15. ...to bear any longer.

1. "...I wanted to see your face..." 2. "...one last time."

1. "...good-bye." 2. "..." 3. "We've been through..." 4. "We have..." 5. "Yeah..." 6. "...so much, haven't we...?"

1. "We were... Only seven-teen..." 2. "... After all." 3. "There was nothing else... Either of us could do..." 4. "It's all right ..." 5. "..." 6. "I'm sorry ..." 7. "For what I did..." 8. "Thank you..."

1. "...-that's all I wanted to say..." 2. "I'm sorry... For calling you out just for that." 3. "..." 4. "I would have regret- ted..." 5. "Don't be." 6. "..." 7. "---never having a chance to say it..."

1. "It's fine, I'll get it..." 2. "I've got it." 3. "Just hurry up!" 4. "I don't care who pays!" 5. "I'll get it!" 6. "No, let me!" 7. "That will be 1500 yen." 8. "No, no, I'll get it!" 9. "..."

1. "Did something happen?"

1. "..." 2. sleepy... 3. sleepy... 4. sleepy...

1. "I'm home." 2. "Wel- come back." 3. "Thanks ..." 4. "... About yes- terday." 5. "I'm sorry ..." 6. "... Um ..." 7. "Um ..." 8. "..." 9. "Nah... It's ok." 10. "Hm?"

1. Just a dream... 2. "Hm?!" 3. "...?" 4. "Mm..." 5. "Oh!"

1. Note: The reason the sender's email is "joy-sukebe" is because joy sounds like joi (female doctor). Sukebe means "perverted/slutty." 2. "Sorry." 3. "No problem." 4. "Thanks for the ride." 9. "Hey, um---" 11. "My wife is a slutty doctor too!" 12. "Though she's a vet." 13. "Let me know if you need anything," 14. "Ok?" 15. "If you don't, that's fine, too, of course."

1. "I'm fine." 2. "Thank you." 4. "Hey!" 5. "Yeah?"

1. "What?" 2. "Haha, it's nothing ---" 3. "Sorry." 4. ...you were always kind to me. 5. Goodbye. 6. ...I'm glad I met you. 7. "I meant it as a gift." 8. "Need to what?" 9. "You didn't need to." 10. "Hm?" 11. "Hey!"

1. "It's not like it was that much money."

1. She's... Happy... 2. I'm glad. 3. Guess I'll go back tomorrow ---

1. "!" 2. "...?!"

1. Silence... 2. "Aaahhh!" 3. "!!"

1. "I tried to tell you I was going out..." 2. "I'm sorry!" 3. ... And had fallen asleep...! 4. ... But you ... 5. I tried to make myself forget. Why... 6. ... Were tired ... 7. I forgot.

1. "How can you..." 2. "... Speak of it so lightly ...?" 3. "...did I marry him anyway?" 4. "I meant that money... 5. "Tell me..." 6. ...as a gift."

1. ...for thinking I could catch you. 2. But I was the fool... 3. I thought you were stupid for not backing down... 4. "I'll pay for the rest of your high school education." 5. "How's this?" 6. I couldn't... 7. ...turn back. 8. I can't forgive you now. 9. "..." 10. It's no use...

1. ...needed someone with money... 2. I thought I had forgiven you... 3. It didn't even take me five years. 4. "I'm ... Sor ... Ry." 5. ...but I can't forgive you now. 6. In order to pay you back, 7. I...

1. "For you!" 2. "...!"

1. It was for you...! 2. It's all... 3. ... Your fault!

1. "How are you?" 2. "Yeah... I'm doing fine. Yeah... Yeah." 3. "Hi, mom?" 4. "... It's me." 5. "Hey, mom," 6. "---um---" 7. "---um." 8. "Yeah ---" 9. "You... And dad, too." 10. "There's someone I want you to meet..." 11. "Formal- ly..." 12. "I want... You to come to tokyo..." 13. "Yeah." 14. "---and---"

2. "Today? Today's the 20th." 3. "The 20th... Yeah, when can you come?" 4. "There's something I've wanted to tell you..." 5. "Yeah... Well... It will probably surprise you..." 6. "...for a long time." 7. "I can't tell you now." 8. Right in front of my parents. 9. I'll say it then... For real. 10. If my family rejects her... 11. "The 27th? All right. Ok." 12. ...I will choose her in front of them. 13. I want to live the rest of my life with her. 14. "Yeah," 15. "I'll meet you at tokyo station." 16. "Will you marry me?"

1. ... Saturday the 27th. 2. "In today's news, a man was stabbed to death this evening in tokyo's minato ward." 3. "The police are proceeding under the assumption that the killer was probably someone he knew. The victim's wife..."

1. ...next up, on this week's animal corner, we have pika, the singing capybara from daihigashi zoo... 2. "That guy must be blind!" 3. "You got dumped! Hahahaha!" 4. "She's just naive" 5. "Don't say that!" 6. "Ha ha ha"

2. "Be honest!" 3. "Ok, ok, girls, raise your hand if you're a virgin!" 6. "Aren't they an endangered species?" 7. "Are there any?" 8. "Waaahhhhh! You guys are total sluts..." 9. "Wha?!" 10. "Fuck you"

1. "...left at the murder scene..." 2. "No way ---?" 3. "I looked into it and it's definitely her!" 4. "It's true!" 5. "..." 6. "That girl from the track team..."

1. "Murderer!" 2. "You are nothing but a murderer!" 3. "Was your reunion worth it?!" 4. "Was that phone call worth it?!"

1. "I'm sorry..." 2. "So sorry..." 3. "If it were me, I would kill myself!" 4. "Forgive me."

1. "Shut up!" 2. "What...? You mean you're still...?" 3. What --- 4. "..." 5. ---have they done ---?