1. "Eh? Uh... I'm not working this Saturday... why?"
2. "Hey, gate guard."
3. "When is your day off?"
4. "Do I have to spell it out for you?"
5. "Jeez."
6. "Eh? Ah!"
7. "She's so caring, putting others before her..."
8. "She's strong, but kind."
9. "I don't rarely put on this face for anyone... but I'm truly moved by her kindness."
10. "Even though she went through the same thing as me, she's only angry because I was involved..."
11. "The Scarlet Devil Mansion gate guard, Hong Meiling, will definitely be there to take care of things."
12. "This is Gensokyo."
13. "Humans and youkai live on the ground, while celestials live in the skies."
14. "That's right... she has sworn to protect... son... s..."
15. "Hey."
16. "If an incident were to occur in Gensokyo, and the shrine maidens are too busy to attend to it because they're occupied (having sex)..."
17. "Speaking of opening doors, it reminds me of Street Fighter II's theme song, 'The Next Door.' They sing about opening doors, too..."
18. "Oh, you."
19. "At least the Touhou fandom gets another pairing choice. Meiling x Iku is now an option! This doujin opened a new door for pairings!"
20. "Calm down, Reimu-san."
21. "Why are you making such a cheesy happy ending? This is an adult doujin, not some fairy tale."
22. "Oh crap, now I've done it again... I didn't see anything, I don't know anything!"
23. "The same way our doors (anus) were opened?"
24. "Hohoho!"
