1. "Heard this was the place to go if you're a girl who wants a girlfriend!"
2. "'Scuse me!"
3. That I recently found this place after you called out to me.
4. "God, I love them all!"
5. Fair-skinned beauties, fit Latinas, older women with that maternal aura,
6. That I don't really get falling for another woman.
7. "Oh God, she's at it again..."
8. "Wow, that necklace looks lovely on you!"
9. "Hey there, beautiful! You here by yourself?"
10. That I hit it off with everyone in no time at all.
11. "It's..."
12. "She wasn't praising you, yknow?"
13. The wonders of blending in with the straight crowd for over a decade.
14. "Who was that supposed to be?"
15. almost impressive how every one of those was a downright lie.