1. "Ma!! We really were just friends!!"
2. "Oh, what, were you planning on hiding your true colors forever?"
3. So I do have a cheater on my hands...
4. "None of this is strange or unnatural to me, for the record."
5. "As long as my kid's happy with whoever she's with."
6. "Not to brag, but..."
7. "I was kind of big in my group of girlfriends back in the day..."
8. "Oh, were you also...?"
9. "Times sure have changed, huh..."