1. "Are you in a--!? What happened to you!?"
2. "I'm all good, I promise!"
3. "Pipe down... It's really not that bad..."
4. "It was an accident. Don't blame it on punch, okay?"
5. "..."
6. "A head wound isn't "Nothing!" do you need a brain scan!?"
7. "Oh, this? Just some shrapnel that cut me..."
1. "Ma'am, what's your relation to the patient? Immediate family?"
2. "I may have to ask you to wait outside if not..."
3. "Oh, um, spouse... She's my wife."
4. "Ah, I see."
5. "Well, your spouse has a fractured radius and ulna and a mild head abrasion."
6. "The brain scan came back normal, so nothing to worry about. It should take about 8 to 12 weeks for the arm to heal on its own."
7. "Avoid any form of strenuous activity until then, at all costs. And..."
8. "The follow-up examination is scheduled for next week."
9. "Thank you so much."
10. "You can pick up her prescription over at the counter outside."
11. "You'll be good to head home and rest after that."