1. "Happy New Year, Congrats on your transfer to the general ward."
2. "Are you starving after taking only nutrient solution for a week?"
3. "We brought you some delicious porridge ~"
1. "But how long do you have to eat a liquid diet?"
2. "It would be a shame not being able to eat anything heavier during the Chinese New Year."
3. "Two months? I don't know..."
4. "It won't take more than two months!"
5. "I asked the doctor and they said that your ability to recover is extraordinary and you recover faster than the average person."
6. "Compared to these ——"
1. "Has Hei Yao visited you?"
1. "Ever since the day you were injured, she has disappeared."
2. "She hasn't replied to my messages and she doesn't answer my calls!"
3. "What on Earth is this bad woman doing?"
1. "What?"
2. "Why do you care so much about Hei Yao?"
3. "?"
1. "When you were a freshman, you obvisouly didn't do well the whole semester, but you said a few words to me."
2. "Why did you suddenly become so close to her not long after Hei Yao transferred to another school?"
1. "Huh . . . . . . Have I?"
2. "I seem to have never noticed . . . ?"
1. "That's cause I'm the dormitory leader!"
2. "Taking care of new classmates is my duty!"
3. "What're you talking about?"
4. "I've never seen you take care of anything."
5. "What do you mean I don't care?!"
6. "Didn't I buy both the washing machine and air conditioner?"
1. "But Xiao Yu and I moved the washing machine,"
2. "You kept your hands off it ~"
3. "I'm not as strong as you two!"
4. "And didn't I treat you to dinner too ~"
1. "?"
2. "Oh, it's so lively ~"
3. "It seems I came at the wrong time ~"
4. "Ah!"
1. "Teacher Zhang,"
2. "Are you also here to visit Xiao Yu?"
1. "Who is this? Are they from our school?"
2. "Do you pay attention to anything other than your CP*?"
3. *CP is short for the English word "coupling." It's basically a fan who ships people.
1. "This is Professor Zhang Hongxia, the head of our department,"
2. "I interned with her during the summer vacation and got to know her."
1. I heard that she cares very much about students and treats the graduate students very well.
2. So everyone is struggling to get into her graduate school,
3. But I think . . .
1. "Why does the department head care so much about an ordinary student?"
1. "?"
2. "No need to be so formal,"
3. "We're not at school, so you all don't have to regard her as the head of department."
4. "Let me introduce you all ——"
1. "-- This person is actually my distand aunt."
2. "... Eh?!"
1. "What? Turns out you also got in through your relations."
2. "I'm different from you. I got admitted seriously — my aunt just happens to work here."
3. "What's the difference?"
4. "You laze around all day and stay up all night, you don't rely on others to take care of you ~ ?"
1. "Since when did you start caring about me so much?"
2. "If you're this bored, go find something else to do."
3. "Hmm, I care about you, OK?"
4. "Others would want me to care about them!"
5. "Alright,"
6. "We planned to leave after we delivered this meal to you!"
1. "Then Xiao Yu,"
2. "We'll be going back to school first ~"
3. "Remember to eat the porridge while it's hot,"
4. "We'll bring you other flavors tomorrow ~"
1. "Goodbye, Teacher Zhang ~"
1. "......"
1. "Xiao Yu..."
2. "?"
1. "During your stay at the hospital, just focus on recuperating and don't think about other things."
2. "?!"
1. "I, I recover quickly!"
2. "You see, I came out of the ICU in a week."
1. "I can rejoin as a combat force right away —"
2. "I said NO!"
1. "I only asked you to establish a good relationship with Hei Yao to lure the succubus leader."
2. "I did not ask you to make such a scene...!"
1. "How many times have I told you,"
2. "You must stay calm and ensure your own safety."
3. "But you always act recklessly like this,"
4. "You don't cherish your precious body at all!"
1. "If it were your father, there would be more wisdom there..."
2. "How would you want me to explain this to him?"
1. Why do I have so many people coming for me?
2. "I'm fucking speechless"
3. "Already working very hard to be lazy."
4. "Need 800 people for one panel."
5. "Try to draw as little people as possible..."
6. "Prove that you can't be lazy"
7. "I can't help it. I have to check in with several people to create a lively atmosphere."
8. Drawing makes me want to die...
9. I'll blow the head off whoever dares to day anything bad!
10. Storyboarding is fun?
13. Both are me
1. Translator's note:
2. "Where's Hei Yao? :("
3. Hi this is fried eggs. Seems like Liu is is still being used by Mama as a spy and she has no clue she's being used. It's gonna get real messy now! That's all.
4. Additionally, I'll be translating the remaining chapters myself. The original translater no longer wants me to reupload their translations and I want to respect their wishes. At the moment, we're like 20 chapters behind. Apologies in advance for the slower updates!
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4. scanlations may be illegal, but at least we can be criminals with integrity
