1. "Why did you take so long in the shower? I almost fell asleep."
2. "Is your air conditioner broken? It's so hot."
3. It's not like we haven't slept together before, haha. What's the big deal? She just took a shower, put on my pjs, and is sleeping next to me in my bed. I might as well pretend I'm dead.
4. "It's so late, why don't you go to bed? We can talk more later."
5. Why am I acting like this? Aaaaahhhhhhhh