The Empress? I Only Date My Wife

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章节 18

1. "My lord, our top courtesan, miss yu, invites you upstairs."

1. "Please lead the way."

1. "Talk about a grand reception!" 2. "Just who in the world are these two..."

1. "Young lady, please wait here. When the courtesan hosts a private session, she only receives one guest and no attendants are allowed inside."

1. "Sister gu..."

1. "It's fine. You stay in the guest room next door. If anything happens, I'll call for you."

1. "Huh? Where"

1. "Did she go?"

1. "My lady~" 2. "This humble one simply adores a handsome woman like you~"

1. Something's wrong! 2. I didn't hear a single footstep...

1. "As long as it pleases you, courtesan yu."

1. Yu zhirou looks delicate, but she has thin calluses on her fingertips-

1. "She clearly practices martial arts year-round. Her cultivation must be formidable!"

1. "Who isn't familiar with the grand commander of the jinwu guard's reputation? If commander gu is too rough, this humble one might not be able to take it~"

1. "Not good!"

1. "Guards, tie her to the bed. Give her a "Service" she won't forget~"

1. I feel like I've seen this person before...

1. "That beggar from earlier?!"

1. "She's fallen under my "Six desires unsealed" charm technique."

1. "Heh. Soon she'll lose her mental guard completely and you can ask her anything, and she'll spill it all."

1. "Oh?"

1. "This woman has ruined the chancellor's plans time and again. She'll be a disaster if left alive. You know what to do..." 2. "The chancellor wishes to know-is the golden roster for the autumn exam ready?"

1. "Naturally."

1. "So it really is him..."

1. Three days later, rumors spread across the city that you died suddenly from "Overindulgence at a brothel," leaving the people in shock. 2. Zhu jun is killed that same night. Chi qingcheng, night owl, and hehuan fight to the end and perish. The empress dies in her sleep.

1. The world falls into chaos. The people continue to suffer. Bad end. 2. System auto-save triggered. Rolling back. 3. Save08 current rollback attempts available: 1

1. "If little jiang yi likes sister gu so much, why hasn't she made a move?"

1. "Could the commander be too dense to notice her feelings? Is that why nothing's happening?" 3. "No way. Absolutely no way!"

1. "The grand commander is a total lust demon and it's obvious little jiang yi just lacks the experience to satisfy her!" 2. "Mm-hm! That makes sense!"

1. "Little jiang yi is clearly a novice. If this keeps up, sister gu will be waiting until the end of time. We'll have to let our secret weapon do the work."

1. "I have something urgent to ask you and night owl..."

1. "Ah! I just remembered, jiang-sis said she had something important to find you for too."

1. "But I literally just left her room?!"

1. "Sister gu, go check on her first! We can talk later!"

1. "Consort~"

1. "You're awake?"

1. "Secret weapon? Actually I've prepared one too!"

1. "Now that you mention it, when I saw you sneaking her that stuff earlier, I also slipped jiang-sis a little gift."

1. "Mm. And I tossed in that book you've been hoarding while I was at it~" 2. "What?"

1. "Consort, I'm scared..." 2. "Your majesty!"

1. "Your majesty! Watch out!"

1. "Oww!"

1. "Your majesty! Are you alright?" 2. What kind of "Special interaction" is this?!

1. "What kind of special interaction is this?! This is a political strategy game, don't let it go off the rails!"

1. "I'm so hot, consort..."

1. "Your majesty, let me help you up. I'll go get some ice."

1. "Ningning, there's no need. That bed feels quite cool-just take me over there."

1. "It worked! I'll just keep pushing like that!"

1. "Hehe, this pose is perfect, just like in the book. It shows off my curves flawlessly~"

1. "Your majesty... What exactly are you trying to do?"

1. "Consort... Do you want... Some candied hawthorns?"

1. Night owl said this was the secret weapon... This must be how I use it, right? 2. The method actually works. I can finally keep ningning by my side!

1. "I get it now!!"

1. "So your majesty was just hungry. I'll go next door and have them bring you a meal-candied hawthorns aren't going to fill you up!"

2. "Just wait here for me!"

1. I wasn't finished with my plan yet...

1. "It should be in full swing by now, right?" 2. "Little jiang yi will definitely succeed."

1. "With the four of us helping, it was a guaranteed win~" 2. "Especially with my favorite secret weapon!"

1. "Do you have anything to eat?"

1. "Anything to eat? Jiang yi is hungry."

1. "Why is the commander back so soon??!"

1. "She insisted on feeding me candied hawthorns mouth-to-mouth. You tell me-how is that supposed to satisfy a hunger?" 2. "Besides, if we're both eating together... Anyway, I came out to have you bring her a real meal." 3. What a total blockhead...

1. "One more thing-have you ever heard of the "Bu liang ren"?"

2. "That mysterious organization that only answers to the emperor and operates in the shadows?"

1. "Exactly. Where can I find them in the capital? I need their help."

1. "Their help."

1. "I dealt with them once while running errands. I heard their capital outpost is at the "Bu liang well," downstream along the liujin river."

1. "Got it. No matter what happens, do not leave jiang-sis's side. Protect her."

1. "Wait! The bu liang ren only obey royal commands. I heard they became scattered after the old emperor died."

1. "They aren't willing to submit to the new emperor. Most of them are former criminals, and their strength is nothing to scoff at."

1. "Especially their current leaders, heavenly wound star and heavenly dark star, both are at the peak of the third rank."

1. "Those two are erratic and temperamental. No one in the capital dares to provoke them. Sister gu, going there alone is dangerous... Why don't we-"

1. "It's fine. Don't forget. I still hold the imperial sword and the phoenix decree."

1. "Just follow my orders. And once I'm gone, get some food over to jiang yi."

1. "That must be the buliang well"

1. "Du liang well downriver."

2. "What"

1. "What a dump..."

1. "Bu liang well up ahead. Only bu liang ren may enter!"

1. A bunch of second-rank fighters, plus two peak third-ranks- even a fourth-rank body cultivator couldn't force their way through that.

1. These bu liang ren are the real deal. I need to be ready to make a run for it.

1. "Are you blind?! Put those weapons away, you idiots!" 2. "We're just having the grand marshal inspect the troops, do you really want to start a fight? Hurry up and salute!"

1. "Bu liang ren, heavenly dark star—a shou." 2. "Bu liang ren, heavenly wound star—a yao."

1. "The bu liang ren welcomes the grand marshal!"

1. "Wait, I'm the grand marshal??"