1. "Mmhm... so she was your first... okay..."
2. "Yeah, whatever, anyway, can I please go now?"
3. "Aww, what? You were just getting to the good part!"
4. "Things sounded fine between you two! What happened?"
5. "Wait! Don't tell me you cheated on her and she sent you to the pound!?"
6. "...You know..."
7. "Sometimes... it takes more than just love for relationships to work out."